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Why I hate Skyward Sword

Why I hate Skyward Sword

Well, I finished Skyward Sword a while ago, and I have to say it wasn't a grueling experience but it wasn't a fun one either. Skyward Sword was that super-anticipated send-off Wii game we got in November 2011, before we jump into Nintendo's new home console the Wii U. Skyward Sword was met with mainly positive reviews except for one, Gamespot.

*this blog here is for my opinion and my experience with the game, you are warned brethren (I also hate BotW so there's that as well <3)*

To start off, I want to say I was beyond excited for Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. I believe my pre-order package with the Golden Wii-mote and time wasted constantly reading about this game had already sold me it was going to be an awesome experience. Unfortunately, fate wasn't kind to me as my Wii had broke (can't read discs) so I was limited to playing the game occasionally at my grandmother's. Skyward Sword had already changed any Zelda-element I had seen by incorporating a "What line you say next" in its gameplay when speaking with other characters. I didn't mind that idea too much, as it gave you/Link a little more life to your character rather than just a "I say yes and no" kinda guy. (Not bad considering these lines don't change much]

However, what bothered me right off the bat (I'm already going in haha) was your Stamina Bar. I remember people complaining, "how is it possible Link doesn't get tired for venturing around all of Hyrule?" Well, Nintendo looking to appease, not its true fans, but outsiders, took it to heart and did something dumb [which ironically impacted its next game much to my dismay]. With this green circle of doom, Link would slow jog everywhere, unless you wasted your sprint which was only fast if you would go in a straight direction (his speed was not equal in all directions). To counter myself though, a good element they added though was the speed of Link climbing to higher places or juming on higher planes (meaning like on top of boxes, in which you do a two-step onto the top). It was a nice change from the usual, Link can only climb one pedestal per ladder awkward movement, that we had come to patient with.

The next gripe I had was Link couldn't pillage anymore. Link may be a Hero of Time, Light, etc. but he also was the best Viking in history (in a funny manner) but Nintendo decided to ruin. To get money or hearts or just explore for random items, we..err I mean Link, used to barge into your house and break pots and maybe check out your hidden closets or cabinents. In Skyward Sword, you were not allowed to check others cabinets because it was "rude" and breaking pots was "bad" but, don't worry though, sleeping in everyone's bed was fine! THAT'S MORE RUDE THAN ANYTHING ELSE! 

Which brings me to my next point, there was no night-time adventuring for Link. If you slept till night, all you can do is walk around Skyloft listening to people sleep or complain while animals attacked you (if you didn't finish that demon's quest). I understand that night-time is "scary", but Legend of Zelda is known to have some memorable night-exploring in addition to moments. From playing with Bombchu's, to hunting down Poe's, night-time had become a stable in the 3D Legend of Zelda world which Skyward Sword rid of!

More Horrible Changes

If you believed that was the only thing that was wrong with Skyward Sword then get ready for whole lot more. Firstly, let us talk about Shields and overall items. A shield to have a stamina bar? This isn't a RPG (few games have the shield HP bar anyway) this is the Legend of Zelda, where items you get are supposed to be already at perfection with the exception of your very first WOODEN SHIELD. I know this may seem like a minor ordeal, but to me the idea of getting items in Zelda, where that they were passed on from hero to hero, legend to legend, crafted for one chosen one so they were the best because you were becoming the best!

Upgrading items is for RPG games or gatcha games, not Zelda.

The shield in terms of gameplay was useless in itself, as I never used it once. Why do I carry a shield to not use it? In the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, the shield is an integral part of the game, be it from facing Stalfos to even Bats! The lock-on mechanism, a staple for 3D Zelda that was created in Ocarina of Time, makes a return. Unfortunately, it is worse than that of all of Zelda's predecessors and the concept is flawed and awkward, especially from a shield standpoint. Locking onto targets is generally supposed to use your shield as a support, but in this game an awkward motion that required timing was for a "perfect shield" which in fact was your ONLY shielding from enemies and basically never responded. If you did not "perfect shield" you would still block an attack but you would stumble, opening yourself up for an attack. In all, it was more detrimental to use than anything else!

Health, as all Legend of Zelda games have hearts to indicate your health meter. Firstly, what are these sit areas? Skyward Sword had some mission to make this game as easy as possible from never getting hurt while you fall down a pit, to these random stools appearing everywhere that restore your health. In fact, it was so rare to find a pink fairy in the damn game I had to backtrack to a dungeon to find one to fight Demise with. Ironic? Not really, that was the most difficult part of the game, but I was surprised not to see a stool in the middle of the heavens when you fought Demise. (Or maybe there was one?)

Here may be one of my biggest quarrels in this game, the lack of adventuring/exploring. The premise of Zelda is to explore the lands, learn the dungeons, and save the land you have come to learn and love. But, nothing better than going to the forest, than back to Skyloft and the thunderhead and then to the volcano and back to Skyloft and then the gorge/desert and then Skyloft...oh wait. Let me rinse, dry, and REPEAT. This game had one town full of boring people (except making the item check girl fall in love with you) so I really was forced back to go see my neighbors and the Owl [kaepora gaebora] reincarnated as a human. Each dungeon and area pertaining to it, was very small, although I would have to say I did enjoy all the desert levels because of the puzzles with the timeshift stones, but I never felt like I saw anything new. I always had to backtrack in this entire game.

Did I mention that every treasure chest was apparently a "Large chest" meaning we had the cinematic every time, which does get old after a while. While people make fun of Link for holding the item out of a treasure chest, not all treasure openings are when Link practically dives in the chest to get an item. Forgotten are the days of small chests where small keys exist, in which Link would kick the box.

Let us not forget, the useless bug-catching net, the awkward beetle launcher, and how every dungeon map also counted as a compass (the item required to display treasures on your map, thus adding to the easy element of the game again). The point of items in the game "The Legend of Zelda" is to not one-and-done them. It is for gradual use and immediate use. Look, the dungeon in which you get a new item, is usually the key to solving 85% of the puzzles of said dungeon. But later on in the game, the items should be used again to solve other puzzles rather than entirely disregarded. In Skyward Sword, all you need is a clawshot and the arrows, to bad they are your last items.

Almost done...

Seriously, to tell you the truth I am only getting started. Let's begin (well middle?) with Sidequests. They were boring, uneventful and the worst part unrewarding. Most sidequests give you cool items, think Ocarina of Time, the Mask of Truth or getting the Fire Arrows (required in Master Quest), think Link to the Past where you can obtain a Level 3 shield, fire robes, etc. All these sidequests were fun and very, very rewarding. In this game, most sidequests are just for gratitiude crystals to basically give you a bigger wallet. There are no gold skellatas, there are no fun mini-games; in fact the most memorable sidequest is giving your dumb neighbor juice to do pushups, not fun.

I also had a problem with Link. While this may seem more personal, Link was too animated in this game. I understand most people call him stoic and silent, so in this game Nintendo decided to make Link have facial reactions (another horrible choice). This was a hit and miss, as Link smiling occasionally was fine, but some of the animations were over the top like when he was really happy or freaked out, he just looked....wrong. If you want to make Link emotional again, the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker was a great reference that was ignored.

I saved the best for last THE FIGHTING SYSTEM + Fi!

Bear with me I haven't even got to my two favorite parts of the game yet: Fi and Sword-fighting gameplay. Let's start with Sword fighting first, it is kind of an integral part to our game. The first thing I have to say is that the controls suck. If Link wasn't swinging left and right the way I wanted to in a y-axis swing, I was too busy recalibrating my Golden Wii-mote every three minutes. A perfect example would be every-time I fought Ghirahim, I would lose too many hearts to my liking. Why was this boss becoming a challenge? Because Link would swing the wrong way and if you don't hit the specific window / opening, you get countered. This becomes especially crucial when fighting Ghirahim 2 and Demise due to the amount of damage a counter does. (later in the game the bobokins with the electric wrench, would become so much of a hassle because of lack of control of sword swinging.) To make matters worse, if you would try to use your shield it would either not come up, or you would keep using your spin attack until you were....too tired to fight (the stamina bar strikes again).

Now, Fi. I swear, this could be the worst character out of anything I've ever played, and by far the worst character that isn't a main character (that would be Hope from FFXIII). Fi, was annoying, unhelpful, and really weird. From the waste of time and in general terms, dumb, moments of her dancing, while you played on your no skill Harp (really swing/strum up and down and "learn a new song"), to her singing, to her constant your battery are low updates (with your Wii-mote beeping), Fi was something I could live without.

The best parts happen to be when Fi states the OBVIOUS. After every item you receive there is an explanation when it comes out the chest, as per all Zelda games. Fi would appear and tell you the same exact thing....thanks! In addition, she would constantly tell you things you already knew. People who want to bring Navi into this really don't know much about anything or have been warped due to memes and comics. Navi would say Hey Listen! And if you didn't answer she wouldn't keep doing it, you could leave the Navi Up-C-Pad for a good 5 minutes (sound cues stopped after the first few). However, where Navi was great was when it came to battles! She gave you the 411 of any enemy and their weak points. Fi, on the other hand, wouldn't have enough "data" when you fought your enemies so you would have no idea what to do....the one thing I want, Fi couldn't deliver.

All in all Skyward Sword had a good, heartfelt ending (though the after credits scene stunk) and while I may have many complaints I enjoyed a bit of my playthrough, probably the tiniest pit of all time though. A major problem may be that, I fell asleep twice playing the game because the game just is boring and mellow and makes me tired. Really! I just fell asleep on my chair and awoke to see everything on! Only Okami has done that to me (sorry, not sorry) but don't worry my golden wiimote didn't break from falling! 

I would recommend this to any Zelda fan, although I would tell them don't expect too much. Even Miyamoto admitted he noticed a lot of people "just stopped playing" Skyward Sword and that actually happened to me at one point, I had to fight myself to continue to play the game. In essence, they really need to fix what they broke in the Legend of Zelda.

To this day I will never learn how anyone gave this game over a 9, I never will.

Did I mention I felt like I didn't really learn anything this "prequel" brought.

*side note I am not for voice-acting in Zelda, if anyone asks



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